{"id":108660,"date":"2026-10-09T06:36:35","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T05:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/?p=108660"},"modified":"2026-10-09T06:41:08","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T05:41:08","slug":"vorderleute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/?p=108660","title":{"rendered":"Vorderleute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Surfen auf der eignen Webseite ist mir ein kleines Gedicht aus dem Jahr 2008 \u00fcber den Weg gelaufen:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>Vorderm\u00e4nner spritzen<br \/>\nVorderm\u00e4nner schwitzen<br \/>\nVorderfrauen auch<\/p>\n<p>Vorderm\u00e4nner blinken<br \/>\nVorderm\u00e4nner stinken<br \/>\nVorderfrauen auch<\/p>\n<p>Vorderm\u00e4nner keuchten<br \/>\nVorderm\u00e4nner leuchten<br \/>\nVorderfrauen auch<\/p>\n<p>Vorderm\u00e4nner haben Durst<br \/>\nVorderm\u00e4nner haben Frust<br \/>\nVorderfrauen auch<\/p>\n<p>Vorderm\u00e4nner haben Vorderfrauen<br \/>\nVorderfrauen manchmal auch<br \/>\nalles Vorderleute<br \/>\nmanchmal Hinterleute<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Einen sch\u00f6nen Tag mit euren Vorder- oder Hinterleuten!<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/sep07_26.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/sep07_26.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"145\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1380\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Surfen auf der eignen Webseite ist mir ein kleines Gedicht aus dem Jahr 2008 \u00fcber den Weg gelaufen:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":65,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/65"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108660"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108669,"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108660\/revisions\/108669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmbiking.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}